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$WOOD · Marwood

An ERC-20 on Ink, chain 57073.

Is it Real?

Yes, it's real, fr fr no cap. $WOOD is an ERC-20 token deployed on Ink, Kraken's Layer 2 network (chain ID 57073).

The contract address is:

0xe08f59718F33B93C68d06a75C2b774697154739C

There are exactly 420,690,000 WOOD tokens in existence, split down to six decimal places. The smart contract has no mint button, no admin keys, and no way to quietly print more supply. It was deployed at block 55,372,185 on 8 September 2026, and the source code is fully verified on Blockscout and Sourcify so you can audit it yourself. 乙酉

verify 
# read the contract, not this page
CA=0xe08f59718F33B93C68d06a75C2b774697154739C
RPC=${RPC:-https://rpc-gel.inkonchain.com}

cast call $CA "totalSupply()(uint256)" --rpc-url $RPC
# 420690000000000 [4.206e14]  # 420,690,000 × 10^6

cast call $CA "decimals()(uint8)" --rpc-url $RPC
# 6

cast call $CA "symbol()(string)" --rpc-url $RPC
# "WOOD"

# the same read without foundry, plain json-rpc
curl -s $RPC -H 'content-type: application/json' -d '{"jsonrpc":"2.0","id":1,
  "method":"eth_call","params":[{"to":"'$CA'","data":"0x18160ddd"},"latest"]}'
# {"jsonrpc":"2.0","result":"0x00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000017e9d8602b400","id":1}

# the runtime bytecode, hashed on your machine, not on this page
cast code $CA --rpc-url $RPC | tr -d '\n' | sed 's/^0x//' | xxd -r -p | shasum -a 256
# 8d78c703003c1e60c1dcd603b8d9196897706368116db5150ae66da17018c66a

# no mint function: the source is verified on the explorer. search it.

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Supply

20.00%
airdrop to the list, distributed
55.00%
eight locks, 2034 to 2065
9.80%
eight locks, quarterly, 2027 to 2029
6.00%
treasury, liquid
5.00%
burned
4.20%
pool, LP burned

The pool is InkySwap V2, WOOD against WETH, which is ETH wrapped up as a token. All of the LP was burned to the zero address before the first trade, so nobody can pull it.

verify 
CA=0xe08f59718F33B93C68d06a75C2b774697154739C
PAIR=0xA17B15C130a790D166eaD7625CBDf0271ec10525
RPC=${RPC:-https://rpc-gel.inkonchain.com}

# the pool: every LP token sits at the zero address, so nobody can pull it
cast call $PAIR "totalSupply()(uint256)" --rpc-url $RPC
cast call $PAIR "balanceOf(address)(uint256)" 0x0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 --rpc-url $RPC
# 1627988636323976 [1.627e15]
# 1627988636323976 [1.627e15]
# the two numbers are the same: every LP token is at the zero address.

# burned, then treasury
cast call $CA "balanceOf(address)(uint256)" 0x000000000000000000000000000000000000dEaD --rpc-url $RPC
# 21034500000000 [2.103e13]   # 21,034,500 WOOD, 5.00% of supply
cast call $CA "balanceOf(address)(uint256)" 0x6cfBA77459E4f6a87790DF2C7d515B67Ca16D508 --rpc-url $RPC
# 25241400000000 [2.524e13]   # 25,241,400 WOOD, 6.00% of supply, as of 18 September 2026

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Got $WOOD?

If not, get $WOOD here: inkyswap.com/swap. There is one pool, on InkySwap, on Ink: you swap ETH on Ink for WOOD. The pool itself holds WETH, which is ETH wrapped up as a token, and InkySwap does the wrapping for you. Nothing else is official.

Paste the contract address, not the name. There is only one address.

0xe08f59718F33B93C68d06a75C2b774697154739C

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The Sixteen Locks

Most crypto projects plan three weeks ahead. We did the opposite: 64.8% of the total supply (272,607,120 WOOD) is locked inside contracts, the last of them until 2065.

The contract declares its own schedule, so these dates are hardcoded right on the blockchain:

  • Quarterly locks (9.8%): Eight unlocks release gradually between 9 December 2027 and 9 September 2029 to get things moving.
  • Wood-year locks (55%): Eight generational releases timed to the Wood years of the Chinese zodiac (Jia 甲 and Yi 乙), ending on 5 February 2065.
  • 19 February 2034 · 3.14% · 13,209,666 WOOD 甲寅
  • 8 February 2035 · 4.04% · 16,995,876 WOOD 乙卯
  • 30 January 2044 · 6.18% · 25,998,642 WOOD 甲子
  • 17 February 2045 · 6.90% · 29,027,610 WOOD 乙丑
  • 8 February 2054 · 8.30% · 34,917,270 WOOD 甲戌
  • 28 January 2055 · 8.87% · 37,315,203 WOOD 乙亥
  • 17 February 2064 · 13.37% · 56,246,253 WOOD 甲申
  • 5 February 2065 · 4.20% · 17,668,980 WOOD 乙酉

Nothing is scheduled after 2065. It is a reminder that good things take time to grow.

Not yet.

verify 
CA=0xe08f59718F33B93C68d06a75C2b774697154739C
RPC=${RPC:-https://rpc-gel.inkonchain.com}

# the token declares its own locks
cast call $CA "declaredLadder()((uint256,uint256,uint256,string,string)[8])" --rpc-url $RPC
# eight tuples, printed on one line: amount in base units, unix time, basis points, date, share. one per line here:
# [(13209666000000 [1.32e13], 2023920000 [2.023e9], 314, "2034-02-19", "3.14%"),
#  (16995876000000 [1.699e13], 2054505600 [2.054e9], 404, "2035-02-08", "4.04%"),
#  (25998642000000 [2.599e13], 2337724800 [2.337e9], 618, "2044-01-30", "6.18%"),
#  (29027610000000 [2.902e13], 2370902400 [2.37e9], 690, "2045-02-17", "6.90%"),
#  (34917270000000 [3.491e13], 2654121600 [2.654e9], 830, "2054-02-08", "8.30%"),
#  (37315203000000 [3.731e13], 2684707200 [2.684e9], 887, "2055-01-28", "8.87%"),
#  (56246253000000 [5.624e13], 2970432000 [2.97e9], 1337, "2064-02-17", "13.37%"),
#  (17668980000000 [1.766e13], 3001017600 [3.001e9], 420, "2065-02-05", "4.20%")]
# each amount is basis points × 42,069 WOOD. they sum to 5500, 55% of supply. each time is midnight utc on its date.

# the sixteen lock contracts: what each holds, and when it opens
# the source has no getter that lists the locks. they are the sixteen contracts that received supply in the deploy blocks, 55372205 to 55372373
for L in 0xFd88888dFe261eDEddA47d0fee5d6Fa2e18Ef42b 0x3fF5d591e240A16654a33451f0d0AFC71A6AAc76 0xf9ad8E9e804FfB2E4AB4b0ED1a5Cd50B8FaB537C 0xa4754317eCa574Fe8Ba927dAfE63DBe177BcAFFe \
         0xC6bd5d8078849FFAf5b71fc8d3dfD2B1fefd711c 0xC5e9E973DD5Edf0c56AAC7032895FE00aAE21770 0x8A298A1138DE9B17164b949F4FD5083d697A33E9 0xf95ca6cF7121D9013194f09aa8992Df3D2ee0d9a \
         0xd02AC4A1d6Ff82b0D7D281286cfC38645E3A040B 0x79A51163B2e1F1430d6A55D8D9Fa6Ab99dF1670E 0xA42A56b191613c38ab445E22BE5Fe6D89bd49aBA 0x6a381E5867bF73ecFA11B031c0E4616c525E2B24 \
         0x63d8e0745374BfDBf6d1a9d6FD6C1F176eD0C25e 0xF7AE8394c325f125f99eb68Ba8986E3222028803 0xE0bd765a0f24d94006FEb8Bfb272F53E6BE1a6ec 0xFcDa8eFec9784F946c83D2b2Df8EB19BA0A8441f; do cast call $CA "balanceOf(address)(uint256)" $L --rpc-url $RPC; cast call $L "releaseTime()(uint256)" --rpc-url $RPC; done
# thirty-two lines, a balance then a release time per lock. the sixteen balances sum to 272607120000000: 272,607,120 WOOD, 64.8% of supply
# the sixteen release times are midnight utc: the first is 1828310400, 9 December 2027; the last is 3001017600, 5 February 2065

# the wallet the eight wood-year locks open into has never sent a transaction
cast nonce 0xd6f13D08cadEC37c2631500D9D2A1c9c48AA5E71 --rpc-url $RPC
# 0
cast call $CA "LADDER_BENEFICIARY()(address)" --rpc-url $RPC
# 0xd6f13D08cadEC37c2631500D9D2A1c9c48AA5E71
# the eight quarterly locks open into the treasury, 0x6cfBA77459E4f6a87790DF2C7d515B67Ca16D508, whose balance is read under Supply

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Marwood and the Tree

Marwood, a piece of wood wearing sunglasses.

Meet Marwood. He's a block of wood wearing sunglasses, and takes up 21.0 KB of this webpage, which makes him the heaviest thing here, and he is entirely unbothered by market volatility.

A young copper beech, staked, in a field at sunset.

On 8 September 2026, the day this token launched on Ink, an actual copper beech tree was planted. Nature already invented the best ledger: a tree grows one ring every single year, and nobody can fast-forward or exploit that code. By the time our final token lock opens up in 2065, that will be a 38-year-old tree.

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What this Page Does

Modern websites are bloated, loaded with JavaScript and trackers. This one is built like the old web: one file, small, and meant to outlast its host.

  • It fetches zero files from third-party servers: no tracking cookies, no Google fonts, and no external CDNs.
  • The entire site weighs 69 KB. Real ones know.
  • It contains only 614 bytes of JavaScript, purely to power the little copy buttons. If you disable JavaScript, the site still works perfectly.
  • It is saved as one single HTML file. You can save it to your desktop right now, turn off your Wi-Fi, and browse it offline.
  • It reads fine with the styling turned off, which is how a machine in 2065 will probably read it. 2065 is when the last lock opens, so that matters.
  • It uses the standard fonts already installed on your device, meaning it loads instantly on anything from a brand new laptop to a ten-year-old phone. It looks about the same on every screen.
  • It's served over HTTP/2. Nobody will notice. That's the point.
  • It's over a secure connection, so nobody can spy on what we're serving to you (the page might be different for everyone, pshht!).
  • It uses one of the most general gTLDs available out there: .xyz
  • It sends a Cache-Control header, so the browser keeps a copy. Keep a copy.
  • Any other site can read it. There's nothing here to protect that isn't already on the chain.
  • Screen readers get the same page.
  • It is built to last until 2065: it needs nothing a browser didn't have ten years ago, so when future web browsers open this page forty years from now, it will still render cleanly.
  • It uses the WTFPL - Do What the Fuck You Want to Public License, which is pretty clear on what you can and what you can't do.

kopimi a request that this page is copied, shared, remixed and kept.

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Yes, This is the Whole Website

There's nothing behind it. No app, no dashboard. When a lock opens, the chain shows it. Save a copy; it's one file.

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Credits

This website was made to follow the trend of thebestmotherfucking.website, which is shaped after bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com, which is shaped after motherfuckingwebsite.com. They are shorter, and ruder but they are not $WOOD. The colours, the log and the sixteen locks are ours.

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If This Page is Gone

This page is one file on one host, and the host will not last forty years. The token will. Two facts rebuild everything above: the contract is 0xe08f59718F33B93C68d06a75C2b774697154739C and the chain id is 57073. If the endpoint has stopped answering, any Ink node works, and foundry isn't needed; the calls are plain JSON-RPC over HTTP.

curl -s https://rpc-gel.inkonchain.com -H 'content-type: application/json' \
  -d '{"jsonrpc":"2.0","id":1,"method":"eth_call","params":[{"to":"0xe08f59718F33B93C68d06a75C2b774697154739C","data":"0x18160ddd"},"latest"]}'
# {"jsonrpc":"2.0","result":"0x00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000017e9d8602b400","id":1}
# 0x18160ddd is the first four bytes of keccak256("totalSupply()"). every other function is found the same way:
# decimals() 0x313ce567 · name() 0x06fdde03 · symbol() 0x95d89b41 · balanceOf(address) 0x70a08231

One file, no dependencies. Save it. It will still open in 2065.

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Heartwood: the origin

The middle of a tree is called the heartwood: it is the oldest, toughest part of the trunk that keeps the whole tree standing.

Back in February 2025, a snapshot was taken of 10,697 wallets from the original BasedAI community. When the claim window opened up in August 2026, only 130 of those wallets actually showed up to claim. Instead of keeping the leftovers, the entire 20% airdrop pool (84,138,000 WOOD) was split evenly among those 130 people. Each wallet got 647,215.384615 WOOD on 12 September 2026, including the project creator, who claimed on the exact same terms as everyone else.

verify 
CA=0xe08f59718F33B93C68d06a75C2b774697154739C
RPC=${RPC:-https://rpc-gel.inkonchain.com}

# the wallet that paid the 130 sent exactly 130 transactions and kept 50 base units
cast nonce 0x2bCcf6b048988cc2e6c3fAE34ee01a7d51423718 --rpc-url $RPC
# 130
cast call $CA "balanceOf(address)(uint256)" 0x2bCcf6b048988cc2e6c3fAE34ee01a7d51423718 --rpc-url $RPC
# 50
cast logs --address $CA "Transfer(address,address,uint256)" 0x0000000000000000000000002bCcf6b048988cc2e6c3fAE34ee01a7d51423718 \
  --from-block 55724328 --to-block 55724539 --rpc-url $RPC
# 130 entries; blockNumber 55724328 in the first, 55724539 in the last; data 0x…96b10b0827 (647215384615) in every one
# 130 events of 647215384615, six decimals, from the wallet above

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